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16 benefits of Dating a Blogger (website Owner).. via zerdicus9ja

1. They are too busy with their work to think aboutother girls in the world! So don’t worry, they wontcheat you..
2. They are aware about every Important event onthe calender, from valentine’s day to chocolate dayto # love – your-gf-more-day
3. They are entrepreneurs, they love to stand ontheir own and not under some Fat-Ass !
4. They don’t have fixed timings, so going out at busyoffice hours wouldn’t be a problem.
5. They earn alot! So you won’t have any worriesabout your future
6. They are clever and intelligent, you will not haveto listen Bull-poo as they know what they aretalking !
7. They are very creative and innovative in theirwork, so you’ll have many surprises to look forwardfor!
8. In case of any misunderstandings and fights, yourfriends will come directly into the picture, as theyknow how to get genuine backlinks.
9. You don’t need to wear good clothes and havefacials done every week, they don’t really care aboutyour materialistic looks, as far as they are sure youlove them.
10. If you won’t find him or he goes missing, don’tworry and complaint to police, he will be in thenearestInternet cafe!
11. They will gift you things or gift which you canshow off to the world. How about the Latest Iphone6? This is rather good compared to gifts you hidelike Sexy Looking “Undies”.
12. They have a lot of Brand Value in theBlogosphere, at some point you’ll feel like a Celeb Gfor Wife!
13. You need not worry about job, he will alwayswant you to work together with him (blogging).
14. You can fight a lot with him, as they have a lot ofPatience waiting for their site to rank and get traffic !
15. They make sure that there won’t be any kind ofpenalty on your relationship, as they are aware of allthe algorithms leading to penalty.
16. They have a different kind of romantic sense, butdon’t worry they are obviously very # good-at- bed !
So who wana date me?

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